Thursday, December 21, 2006
The Angel Gabriel Got Drunk at the Christmas Party
There's a pregnant virgin who is going to give birth to septuplets just in time for the holiday season. Her name is Flora, and she has never, to anyone's knowledge, been touched by a male. The virgin births are expected later this month, and for about $20, visitors will be able to see seven flesh eating, poisonous little messiahs from 10 to 3pm.
Her name is Flora, and she lives at the Chester Zoo in Northern England.
Here's the NY Times article about her, and if you'd like more information, this BBC story is very informative, and even includes a helpful video clip that features gratuitous humping komodo dragons. Which, considering Flora's situation, is rather tactless.